A Good Investment...

To make light of the current issues of the current stock market my Mom sent this to me:

Investment advice.

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you

would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all

of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle.

Even if you don't drink, like myself, this sounds like good advice!